hey guys! guess what i am home! And due to an overwhelming amount of criticism regarding my Alice and Joe Vampire baby thing, i am changing my story. (jk lol, but seriously you guys really freaked out:)) Anyways please tell me if this new explanation story is acceptable:
Joe was joking about him being a vampire. He really has no idea what the baby issue is all about. He guesses that it is like a set of octuplets in there. What it really is is a single baby, but it has giantism. By the way that is a real disease, that really tall guy in the world record book has it. I am sorry if that does not make a lot of sense but is the best and most realistic explanation Sarah and I can come up with. Alice will think Joe's joke is funny but will be a little bit angry that he had scared her like that. However, she will still be scared. She will wonder what the speeded up pregnancy fatness is for. They will not go to America and there will be no Carlisle. They will just go to the regular hospital here in Riverstone Heights. There they will find out about the giantism. Alice knows her baby will be tall, but she is relieved that she will not be having a vampire or a set of octuplets. She will Just be REALLY fat and the baby will weigh like 25 pounds. Once she is almost ready to have her baby it will be too heavy and she will have to get around in a wheel chair.
I hope you will accept this story because it's all I got. Hope you like it! lol